You ARE a Real Artist

 


So you think you’re not a real artist? I’m here to help.

How to become a real artist:

  1. Fill out this contact form. Tell me who you are. Be sure to include a mailing address.
  2. Ship me a piece of your art. Send to: Jackie Lea Shelley 9712 Zuni Lane, Gilroy, CA, 95020.
  3. Tell me how to pay you. Preferred method is PayPal, but I can send you a check.
  4. I will pay you $1.
  5. I will send you your official artist card, that states that you are now a professional, bona-fide, real working artist.
  6. A photo of your piece will be added to this page along with your relevant contact information.
  7. You will win at all the things.

 

Princess Bride

Tyson with Coffee

Ballet

Princess Bride

Tyson with Coffee

Ballet

Alex and Gloria

Four from the Rat Pack

Ali and Son

Leoncarlo Canlas at MisfitCon 2015

Chris & Jacq

Selfies

Love Kiss